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Today, I brought my boyfriend home to my parents' house. My mom said that he had a powerful name. When he asked what she meant by that, she said she thinks my boyfriend would be good in bed. Why had I brought my boyfriend home? To tell my parents we were engaged. We're not anymore. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22685) - you deserved it (2276)

On 03/17/2010 at 7:04pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

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