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Today, I woke up to go pee and my cat followed me into the bathroom as usual. Then, in a not so usual fashion, she tried to jump from the sink to the top of the toilet, missed, and fell into the bowl while I was peeing. I'm scratched in a bad place, I have urine to clean up off the bathroom floor, and a traumatized cat. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24191) - you deserved it (3171)

On 03/16/2010 at 4:51pm - animals - by Adam (man) - United States (Florida)

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