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Today, after finishing the laundry, I took clothes out of the dryer and took a big whiff of their delicious clean scent. That was when I noticed that my mom was watching me, and I had just smelled my dad's still-stained underwear that was on top. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16960) - you deserved it (7526)

On 03/13/2010 at 2:32pm - misc - by smellsgood (woman) - United States (Oregon)

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"I love the smell of skid marks in tighty-whiteys in the morning. They smell like . . . victory."

(Obviously not flawless victory.)

#30 - On 03/13/2010 at 7:41pm by perdix

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@51: Most of your comments annoy me to no end. You talk like an immature sixth grader. I don't like Justin Bieber, I'm guessing you don't like Justin Bieber, but you don't know how he saw the video. It doesn't necessarily mean that she looked up the video on her own. Please, explain your comment.

Sorry, rant.
OP: You didn't realize that you were sniffing underwear, and not a shirt or something? :)

#67 - On 03/13/2010 at 8:27pm by gigi_bella

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