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Today, I loaded up all of my belongings into my Dad's truck to head back to my home state. After two hours of playing Tetris with my furniture, I threw a tarp over everything and sealed it tight with straps. When I went to start the truck, I couldn't find my keys. There's a chance I just dropped them outside, but my best bet is that they're probably in some nook in the bed of the truck. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14452) - you deserved it (3102)

On 03/13/2010 at 2:26pm - misc - by AprilFlowers - United States (Minnesota)

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#1 - On 03/13/2010 at 7:23pm by aardvarkish

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I pity you're unfoolishness. (the only reason you're not a fool is because you played a life sized game of tetris and tetris is awesome.

#7 - On 03/13/2010 at 7:28pm by thenumberblue

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