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Today, I had pancakes for breakfast, and without realizing it, I got syrup in my hair. After breakfast, I went to straighten my hair, only to burn the syrup and have it get stuck in my hair. There was no time to shower and it smelled. FML

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On 02/28/2010 at 12:10pm - misc - by maddy - United States (Washington)

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Why didn't you just wet that part of your hair and then re-straighten it once the syrup was out? Takes like 2 minutes.

#13 - On 02/28/2010 at 5:13pm by msullivan2426

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#1 - On 02/28/2010 at 5:05pm by musicalibrary

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