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Today, I went to the park with my friend and we decided to swing. While we were swinging, we decided to jump off backwards. All would have worked out fine if my pants hadn't gotten caught on the metal of the swing, leaving my bare butt exposed. The man who was in the park with his daughter left. FML

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On 02/26/2010 at 10:01pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

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today i was in the park with my daughter and some kid on the swing jumped off with his pants off. FML

#10 - On 02/27/2010 at 3:30am by garuru

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Would you prefer he stayed there gawking at your bare ass?

#21 - On 02/27/2010 at 4:11am by Thatguywhotrolls

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