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Today, while getting my hair done, I was annoyed that the beautician was not paying attention while straightening my hair. After asking her three times to watch what she was doing, I grabbed the iron and said "let me do it, you're going to burn me!". I then burned two layers of skin off my ear. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5994) - you deserved it (74806)

On 04/08/2009 at 1:18am - misc - by jerkgirl (woman) - United States (Alabama)

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