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Today, I was brushing my teeth when I felt a lump of something in the corner of my mouth. Naturally assuming it would be a bit of food that my toothbrush had dislodged, I spat it out into the sink. It was a woodlouse. FML

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On 02/24/2010 at 7:58am - misc - by puzzled (woman) - United Kingdom (Worcestershire)

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wtf is a woodlouse? lol apparently its bad so fyl

#3 - On 02/24/2010 at 10:07am by ShallowWerewolf

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ewwww sorry

#2 - On 02/24/2010 at 10:07am by jordanshawt

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