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Today, while running errands, I put a frozen water bottle on the dash to thaw out. But when I tried to hurry and turn into busy traffic, the water bottle flew off the dashboard, hit the gear shift and stalled the car out in the middle of the road. I think I was flipped off 12 times. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6128) - you deserved it (11677)

On 02/24/2010 at 3:08am - misc - by bbwena - United States (Iowa)

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