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Today, my husband and I took a walk on the wharf. We walked by a Wax Museum and in front of the museum there was a bench with a very realistic wax man sitting on it. I got very close to his face and yelled over to my husband how realistic the wax man looked. Just then, he coughed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (4811) - you deserved it (21177)

On 02/13/2010 at 8:21pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

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OMG, how the hell did that wax man come to life? It's kinda like the movie Mannequin.

#14 - On 02/14/2010 at 3:13am by saranottelling

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hey, I did that when I was younger at a way museum.
except I went behind the so called 'statue' and dropped coins in her open hand... then she turned around and I ran like hell

#24 - On 02/14/2010 at 3:24am by Just_Me_143

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