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Today, a car was waiting for me to cross the street so I thought it would be funny to slowly limp across the street. When I got to the end, I jumped as high as I could to show I was faking. Turns out I tripped and hit my head hard on the sidewalk. That car took me to the hospital. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10417) - you deserved it (162159)

On 04/05/2009 at 5:39pm - misc - by funnyguyNOT (man) - United States

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