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Today, a car was waiting for me to cross the street so I thought it would be funny to slowly limp across the street. When I got to the end, I jumped as high as I could to show I was faking. Turns out I tripped and hit my head hard on the sidewalk. That car took me to the hospital. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19104) - you deserved it (253552)

On 04/05/2009 at 5:39pm - misc - by funnyguyNOT (man) - United States

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you're an idiot
hurr durr let's hold up traffic!

#1 - On 04/05/2009 at 8:09pm by worb

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I feel bad for the person driving the car who had to wait for your ass to cross the street, only to be morally obligated to bring you to the hospital.

#5 - On 04/05/2009 at 8:10pm by wtfuckery

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