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I left my window open/car unlocked at my apartment once upon a time and someone let themselves in. At the time my radio wasn't working and not realizing it was just a bad fuse I had removed the unit and stuffed it under the driver's seat. The next morning I came out to my car to find scattered papers, a missing bag of nickles ($2 worth), a missing lighter, and a missing hacky sack. The stereo was still under my seat.
F*cker stole my hacky sack :(
Today, I broke into someone's car and stole their radio system. But I forgot to steal the remote. FML
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Monday 30 November 2015