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Today, my car was broken into. They broke the passenger side window and took my radio system. But they didn't take the remote for it. FML


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On 01/07/2009 at 9:28pm - misc - by Donezoo - United States (California)

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I left my window open/car unlocked at my apartment once upon a time and someone let themselves in. At the time my radio wasn't working and not realizing it was just a bad fuse I had removed the unit and stuffed it under the driver's seat. The next morning I came out to my car to find scattered papers, a missing bag of nickles ($2 worth), a missing lighter, and a missing hacky sack. The stereo was still under my seat.

F*cker stole my hacky sack :(

#10 - On 03/12/2009 at 11:55am by Lakario

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Today, I broke into someone's car and stole their radio system. But I forgot to steal the remote. FML

#1 - On 02/04/2009 at 8:45am by rahzid

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