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Today, a guy in the library came up to me and said, "You look very unproductive. It makes me depressed just watching you". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25215) - you deserved it (4157)

On 02/04/2009 at 12:04pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Illinois)

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Don't fret. It's one of the oldest library pick-up lines there is.

#2 - On 02/04/2009 at 5:53pm by 9brggz1vboyqhb0

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Chances are that you pissed him off by being disruptive.

#1 - On 02/04/2009 at 3:19pm by Imdead

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