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Today, I walked past a girl in the cafeteria and she threw up. Naturally, a crowd was drawn. Her friend asked her what was wrong. She pointed at me and said, "Get him away from me!" I had never met this girl. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39825) - you deserved it (2200)

On 02/04/2009 at 11:51am - misc - by disgusting (man) - United States (Virginia)

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How many more people are going to have to throw up before you learn to eat your lunch in the bathroom?

#1 - On 02/04/2009 at 3:20pm by vfscx0aw6o7jshl

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When I was pregnant with my son I puked on my boss.

#19 - On 02/12/2009 at 1:29pm by alwaysalady

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