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Today, I walked past a girl in the cafeteria and she threw up. Naturally, a crowd was drawn. Her friend asked her what was wrong. She pointed at me and said, "Get him away from me!" I had never met this girl. FML
How many more people are going to have to throw up before you learn to eat your lunch in the bathroom?
When I was pregnant with my son I puked on my boss.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 5 February 2016