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Today, I walked past a girl in the cafeteria and she threw up. Naturally, a crowd was drawn. Her friend asked her what was wrong. She pointed at me and said, "Get him away from me!" I had never met this girl. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31038) - you deserved it (1491)

On 02/04/2009 at 11:51am - misc - by disgusting (man) - United States (Virginia)

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