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Today, I helped my little sister sell chocolate bars for her school. We went up to this one house and rang the door bell, a man wearing a robe answers the door and was going to buy one. He went to get the money and left the door open, then we saw our happily married mother in the kitchen naked. FML

I agree, your life sucks (32226) - you totally deserved it (893)

On 02/03/2010 at 7:30pm - misc - by Mac (man) - Canada (Ontario)

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That sucks man. Sorry.

#1 - On 02/04/2010 at 3:14am by hahasuckstobeyou

dayumm who wood thynk tht chocolate was tha cause ov this

#48 - On 02/04/2010 at 5:00am by metzline

wow... that's gotta hurt

#84 - On 02/04/2010 at 8:07am by scheme

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Can I hear an Amen? This man lived what most of us want to do with another's mom.

#92 - On 02/04/2010 at 9:11am by AVainAttempt

you spell like a fuckin retard

#146 - On 02/04/2010 at 8:16pm by vincespektor

sounds like chocolate with nuts.


thank you, I'll be here all week. tips welcome

#152 - On 02/04/2010 at 9:44pm by Jrook

chocolate with nuts!? sounds delicious! now tell me is it hersheys!? holy crow I want some cocoA beans in bar form! wherever can I get this chocolate? where is your chocolate shoppe location! what are the hours! mamma Mia! get me some chocolate! maybe with nuts that sounds mighty good! ~yur welcome!

#153 - On 02/04/2010 at 9:54pm by screwball111

...where else should she be if not the kitchen? i dont get it :P

#170 - On 02/05/2010 at 12:49am by organisedchaos

"Ok so that's 2 Thin Mints and a Peanut butter cluster- HI MOM! -that comes to about $8.36! Have a good day!"

#173 - On 02/05/2010 at 1:19am by Reyo

Take this bitch down! Tell good
ole dad. Maybe blackmail her. Disown her. Make her feel like complete utter shit. Poor kids. This woman deserves to be split in two by the anus.

#185 - On 02/05/2010 at 11:59pm by LetsKillTehJonas

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#193 - On 02/06/2010 at 3:35pm by j2484

Did you snap a picture then threaten your mom to buy all the candy bars or else you'll show them to your dad?

#194 - On 02/06/2010 at 3:42pm by Guybrush3pwood

Wow what a whore.

#198 - On 02/06/2010 at 11:52pm by beachballa93

that's probably what happened when the kids went away and they closed the door #185 :p

#224 - On 02/15/2010 at 1:10am by givit2me

ouch... i suggest u tell ur dad about this o.0

#2 - On 02/04/2010 at 3:16am by xXEurekaXx

definitly tell your dad!!!

#19 - On 02/04/2010 at 3:39am by LaceyCakes

yep!! tell him!

#43 - On 02/04/2010 at 4:35am by missylewisasa

totally. ups for the blackmail idea. drown ur sorrow in stuff u're gonna make ur mom buy :/

#49 - On 02/04/2010 at 5:10am by spellbound

ya ask for money and tell her to buy you stuff

#104 - On 02/04/2010 at 11:13am by cxavier

don't tell your dad it will just cause more problems let your mom and if she doesn't sit them both down and talk about it!

#122 - On 02/04/2010 at 2:58pm by madie_hearts09

Wow. When I was home from college break last month I was helping my sister do the same thing, except one guy who answered the door started screaming at my sister, saying that Obama was an evil socialist who wanted to put all children to work camps and "TAKE OUR MONEY AND ALL OUR GUNS!" She wouldn't stop crying for an hour and didn't want to sell any more candy.

#3 - On 02/04/2010 at 3:20am by Malinkrot

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that's just wierd, u shud of told the guy off.
bout the op, u got to c live "porn" so thts gud but the con is tht it was ur mom

#12 - On 02/04/2010 at 3:30am by bhangu023

English, please. That hurt to read.

Enter the anti-bitch brigade.

#18 - On 02/04/2010 at 3:38am by snickerdoodles

I can even translate it from Idiot into English!

"That's just weird. You should have told off the guy. To the OP: you got to see live "porn," so that's good, but the con is that it was your mom!"

#22 - On 02/04/2010 at 3:43am by snickerdoodles

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Shut the fuck up about grammar.
Everything you have been saying has been snotty and rude.
It's fmylife.com.
Seriously, there's no reason to bother with perfect grammar, they're not writing a letter to fucking president.
Get the fuck over it.

#23 - On 02/04/2010 at 3:48am by venusvsmars

you are funny and beautiful

#25 - On 02/04/2010 at 3:50am by azenjack

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snikeid00dlez opveeus trawlling ez opveeus
o3o
trolling grammatical Nazi-bitch...

"Today, I corrected someones English for the 10838993729371th time and now everyone on FMyLife hates me D: FML!!"

#26 - On 02/04/2010 at 3:57am by KurouTenshi

lmao #26!!!!

#32 - On 02/04/2010 at 4:04am by ambrz

leave snickerdoodles alone, she is probably bitter because she looks exactly like Carrot Top

#34 - On 02/04/2010 at 4:09am by expen_dable

that's NOT carrot top?!?!

#35 - On 02/04/2010 at 4:10am by KurouTenshi

snaikerduudulz meik meye anus bliid!!! ~_~
since when you are bhangu023's mom to tell him how to write? : )

venusvsmars said it all : )

Enjoy life and mind your own business, why waste time correcting people ?
It's a matter of choice ; )

#41 - On 02/04/2010 at 4:27am by transcedental

lmfao. carrot top. wow

#46 - On 02/04/2010 at 4:47am by dpsceo

Wtfisgrammarliekomgbbqsus

#50 - On 02/04/2010 at 5:17am by WorkThatButt

WTF sicko. Only someone sick in the fucking head would want to see thier mom naked. this isn't a fml for OP this is a fml for you. I feel sorry for you, wanting to see your mom naked and having sex. Dude please don't have any children

#56 - On 02/04/2010 at 5:46am by Tripout

Leave snickerdoodles alone. although she's smart (and pretty as well) it's not her fault to correct people. I only wish everyone else would stop using such idiotic grammar I have had a hard time understanding what the person she was correcting wrote. I'm not a grammer Nazi or anything (as you can see from my errors that I have accomplished to overlook) yet it would be nice to be able to read some FML comments without straining to comprehend (pretty sure it's misspelled but w/e) WTF people are saying.

#57 - On 02/04/2010 at 5:49am by Tripout

Venusvsmars YOU should really consider thinking twice about what you say. "WRITING A LETTER TO THE PRESIDENT" how over-dramatic do you have to be, on a serious note, I'm glad she corrects people. You should listen to her instead of talking shit. I'm not backing her up because she's pretty. I could care less considering the fact that I don't know her and probably will never meet her, seeing someone being constantly hit with a storm of negative comments is something I tend to not like.

#59 - On 02/04/2010 at 6:11am by Tripout

She only corrects people as an attempt to help you. Don't see the concept in it then don't bother even trying to find a job because I refuse to get into an explination of how she's helping. Take initiative, figure it out on your own, to you it would be considered CRITICAL THINKING when in reality, even someone of the utmost brain damage can figure it out with a little COMMON SENCE

#60 - On 02/04/2010 at 6:12am by Tripout

I wish people would stop correcting you idiots. That way I'd see more high school students forgetting to take the chatspeak out of their essays (it happens, trust me), and then they would fail Grade 12, and then they would not get into university and so they'd stop compromising the fucking system.

Grow the fuck up. I doubt very much anyone on FML must type that way to save time because they have some very important matter to deal with afterwards. Not to mention the fact that it's difficult for other people in the discussion who are not used to reading Idiot to understand what you're saying. This is becoming less of a grammar issue and more of a communication issue. How many times have I seen a conversation going on in a foreign language on YouTube and a bunch of idiots freaking out that they're not speaking English? At least they're speaking a REAL LANGUAGE that isn't being butchered by tlking lyk dis all the fkn time lyk omg u r so cool, go fk urself. Also, to the people who multiply their vowels - STOP IT. Read out loud what you are writing, word for word, the way it's written, and you all will know how stupid you sound.

#61 - On 02/04/2010 at 6:20am by jjjeah

god what's your problem? it wasn't her place to call him an idiot but chill out dude

#64 - On 02/04/2010 at 6:42am by moomonkeymatters

Did any if you backing her up stop to think that person she corrected could be dyslexic? Probably not.

#65 - On 02/04/2010 at 6:47am by guckylynn

Some people might have a decent excuse for poor typing take me for example I broke my left wrist and it's very hard to type one handed now .

#73 - On 02/04/2010 at 7:33am by mps1969

snicker doodles is a fail wanna be perfect virgin bitch who is rude. Also how is she smart if she couldent understand what he was saying... I could. And she wasn't correcting she was insulting not being helpful. Some of you need to think before typing stupid immature comments.

#75 - On 02/04/2010 at 7:36am by dumbhaters

then dont read it and stop bitching

#77 - On 02/04/2010 at 7:39am by omgitserinnn

#25 are you serious? you must be high

#81 - On 02/04/2010 at 7:49am by airforce987

I think snickerdoodles was right I mean I couldn't even read the other comment poperly! it was so fucked up!!!!!
I mean only ten year old girls write like that, using u and gud and things like that.

#87 - On 02/04/2010 at 8:37am by Beli

yeah number 22 no one cares what ugly chicks say

#88 - On 02/04/2010 at 8:38am by goldenone

omg snickerdoodle shut the fuck up all ready!!! it's like the 5th time I've seen you be a grammer Nazi and it's getting really annoying. if your going to be on fuckmylife.com don't get on here and complain about spelling!!! you obviously have nothing better to do. you need need to get laid or take up a hobby.

#94 - On 02/04/2010 at 9:56am by hellokittywhore

You fools can't read the other comments because you lack the intelligence to do so. Intelligence is defined by a person's ability to COMPREHEND NEW INFORMATION. A task which many of you just can't seem to do, and so you bitch and moan about how it took you a whole ten seconds to decipher what someone else wrote! Suck my balls, all of you.

#103 - On 02/04/2010 at 11:04am by someone1989

#26 haha funny!! I kno I hate her little smart as* comments I wish I could block her comments! I mean I'm 24 I have a life if I was 16 acting like her she has no friends and comes here to have social interactions!

#111 - On 02/04/2010 at 12:34pm by o0XMzMayX0o

#60 if u can't read it well dnt and we are allowed to type however we want wether u like it or not and did u not see her type idiot to English??? is that a healthy way to tell some1 about their English? I believe not and she always talks down on people that's why I dnt like her comments!

#112 - On 02/04/2010 at 12:39pm by o0XMzMayX0o

#18 stuff it. The only reason you're online correcting grammar is for attention. You get no attention in real life because you're a haggard pile of dog dirt. You also got no attention online showing angled photos of your overweight ass, so now you stoop to the lowest of the low and shit on people's grammar. Negative attention is better than no attention, right? Gtfo the internet and get your teary eyes back in your pillow. Twat.

#114 - On 02/04/2010 at 12:52pm by HurfDurf8D

I'm older than a lot of people on here and I tend to like it when we have smart and witty replies from mature, Juno-like teenagers like Snickerdoodles.

I see what a lot of you are saying about this simply being a website to bitch about your life and grammar and spelling shouldn't be the main focus, but I don't know when it became acceptable to tYpE liK tHiS 2 Gt a Pt aCrOss. We're dumbing ourselves down on purpose, for what? To save a few keystrokes?

As long as Snickers doesn't start talking like those snotty motherfuckers on "Dawson's Creek," I'll appreciate her intelligence for what it's worth.

#116 - On 02/04/2010 at 1:23pm by alexisthename

hahahahahahahahahhh at number 26 you just made up my mind about if I did or did not like snickerdoodles and the answer is def not

#120 - On 02/04/2010 at 2:24pm by hales1224

No, alexisthename, they're not doing it to save keystrokes, they're doing it because they think it looks cool. And we're not dumbing ourselves down, they are.

As jjjeah said "I wish people would stop correcting you idiots. That way I'd see more high school students forgetting to take the chatspeak out of their essays (it happens, trust me), and then they would fail Grade 12, and then they would not get into university and so they'd stop compromising the fucking system."

I have a feeling snickerdoodles will have the last laugh, when these other idiots fail to get decent jobs and people like snickerdoodles are earning the bucks. By the way, I don't like a lot of snickerdoodles opinions but I do appreciate her intelligence.

#121 - On 02/04/2010 at 2:54pm by pendatic

It all boils down to "who cares?"

Seriously, why does it have to be someone's personal mission to type foolishly just to piss others off? Why does it have to be someone else's personal mission to correct said foolish messages? Why does it have to be another person's personal mission to assault said Grammar Nazi? Why does it have to be yet another person's personal mission to defend said Grammar Nazi? This is just a long chain of unnecessary flaming over a few misspelled words.

If you think you're doing the world a favor by correcting a post/confronting a Grammar Nazi, then you're missing the point. How 'bout we type like sensible people, thumb down those typing in chatspeak, and move on with lives?

#124 - On 02/04/2010 at 4:36pm by CyclonePsycho

TXT language and abbreviations are forbidden on the website. Be careful with your spelling and read your post a few times to be sure before posting. Do not hesitate in using an automatic spelling corrector to avoid spelling mistakes.

If you would check the rule you would learn that you aren't allowed to type however you'd like. It's specifically in them that you can't use chat speak which is flipping lame anyway.

Respect and good manners are essential. Don't post any shocking or hateful comments about the other users or the original poster of the FML you are commenting on. Remember that Fmylife is a site open to a wide audience.

However Snickerdoodles either need to stop correcting people or stop being a jerk about it.

Sorry this may double post but it's because my internet went weird when I tried to post this the first time.

#126 - On 02/04/2010 at 5:01pm by ChibiChibi

I think the reason I would chose to shorten everything is because I post and comment from an iPod touch and it is a pain to type long paragraphs such as this. just don't go crazy with abbreviations and chatspeak and it's ok...

#128 - On 02/04/2010 at 5:22pm by Warlord708

LMFAO!!!

#134 - On 02/04/2010 at 6:22pm by Killah_Jay

U r sooooo F'ed Up biatch!
guess ma gramma are perfecto!

#137 - On 02/04/2010 at 6:42pm by lbjsong

STICKY PUSSY STRIKES AGAIN

#141 - On 02/04/2010 at 7:30pm by infiniti_G

snicker doodle had no right to correct his grammer. that person was trying to state his opinion and had every right to say it however he/she wanted to. and I probably wouldn't be saying anything if she hadn't been so rude. that was a little unnecessary and she had no right AT ALL to be rude.

snicker doodle, if you wanted to correct his grammer you could have done it without calling him/her an idiot.

#145 - On 02/04/2010 at 8:06pm by tori121

god I hate dumb bitches like you Taft haven't hit puberty and talk shit about grammar. it's a fucking website get off your high horse you bitch, no one cares about grammar!

#148 - On 02/04/2010 at 9:11pm by maxrmaxr

hahaha snickerdoodles is ugly as fuck. omg.

#150 - On 02/04/2010 at 9:30pm by alyxbabayy

#26. LMFAO!!!!!

#154 - On 02/04/2010 at 10:09pm by fluffygirl9556

u spelled SENSE wrong u uncommon dipshit

#159 - On 02/04/2010 at 10:35pm by Byrdd

i would have seriously whooped that guys ass for doing that. not for what he said for yelling at a lil girl and making her cry =(

#161 - On 02/04/2010 at 11:02pm by lilcuti3pi389

I agree that it is generally stupid to correct people's grammar. Especially minor mistakes. It is only fmylife.com, and proper grammar is nowhere near the focus of this site. HOWEVER, the grammar/spelling of some people is so incredibly awful that it does become very difficult to read, and that is annoying. I can see where snickerdoodles is coming from...though I don't totally agree with being a so-called "grammar cop", the post she commented on was a hackjob. She didn't have to be quite so rude about it, but come on people, it's really not that hard to type something at least semi-legible/semi-readable.

#164 - On 02/04/2010 at 11:17pm by ndiesal

lol do you guys even realise she hasnt said anything in a while? well anyway, just a quick mention to all those saying txt and abbreviations are forbidden here:

•Respect and good manners are essential. Don't post any shocking or hateful comments about the other users or the original poster of the FML you are commenting on. Remember that Fmylife is a site open to a wide audience.

•Controversial and out of context comments are forbidden.

so it would seem both of them were wrong. and so are all of you. so the argument of what is or isnt allowed is pretty much negated. just thought id point it out.
by the way, the carrot top and virgin comments are overdone. we get it, she has red hair and shes a teenager. move the fuck on. i bet youre still telling people obama is black like its big news.
to the others defending her, why the hell are most of you hitting on her at the same time? get some tact for fuck sakes.
shes an idiot for posting about grammar, the guy who made the original post is an idiot for typing that way, and it really isnt as big a problem as youre making it out to be. and yes i realise im somewhat hypocritical for even responding but fuck it.

#169 - On 02/05/2010 at 12:44am by organisedchaos

azenjack ur not gettin none.

#171 - On 02/05/2010 at 1:00am by chitown98756

bhangu023 has no idea what he started

#172 - On 02/05/2010 at 1:06am by chitown98756

everyone hates on snickerdoodles cuz u cant see bewbies in her pic XD. OP: u shoulda told ur mom, "Did the pimp daddy say that u could have the day off?" and slap her. hard.

#176 - On 02/05/2010 at 1:40am by kukitheaf

Chocolate? Chocolate?!?! CHOCOLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE!!!!!!! CHOCOLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE!!!!!!!!

#186 - On 02/06/2010 at 1:46am by VittoriaMioCore

lol so true ..

#188 - On 02/06/2010 at 2:11am by tonyakage

i agree with #23 no1 cares abt grammar n if u do thn dont come on here.

#190 - On 02/06/2010 at 6:29am by strawberry6826

strawberry6826, your statement is blatantly incorrect. You only have to read some of the posts above to see that some people DO care about grammar. If you don't like that fact then you don't have to read their comments. It works both ways. Apart from anything else, what is the problem with thinking things should be done correctly? Even on a joke website?

#192 - On 02/06/2010 at 11:28am by pendatic

that sucks!

#4 - On 02/04/2010 at 3:20am by toxicavenger89

Did he buy the chocolate though?

#5 - On 02/04/2010 at 3:24am by cono1717

I would have made him buy the whole damn box LOL

#21 - On 02/04/2010 at 3:41am by KurouTenshi

I would have made him buy ALL of them. fuck that.

#52 - On 02/04/2010 at 5:31am by rosalie_haostn

i wouldve thought he was creepy cos of the robe >.<

#6 - On 02/04/2010 at 3:24am by ilovebradiew

What a coinkidink!

Ugh...FYL. That's got to be a scarring experience.

#7 - On 02/04/2010 at 3:25am by snickerdoodles

hi carrot top

#38 - On 02/04/2010 at 4:18am by okeetard

I bet her parents waited until marriage to have sex. See what it can do?!

#67 - On 02/04/2010 at 6:49am by guckylynn

ha. good job 67

#71 - On 02/04/2010 at 7:25am by quietlytearful

hey! I love your prop comedy! lol zomg rofl lolololloplolololol!!!1!1!!1!1!1!!!

but seriously, Ginger power.

#82 - On 02/04/2010 at 7:53am by deevosee

Carrot top, I hope you are not offended, but I would like to ask you a personal question;
Are you a daywalker?

#89 - On 02/04/2010 at 8:52am by Boudewijn

This is completely unrelated to the FML, but if a daywalker is someone with red hair but no freckles, what do you call someone who is pale and freckly but has a different hair color?

And to the OP: that is one of the most emotionally scarring experiences I can think of. I hope you and your sister are okay.

#106 - On 02/04/2010 at 11:33am by Quiet_one

your a Ginger and have no soul

#175 - On 02/05/2010 at 1:36am by batman01

win

#191 - On 02/06/2010 at 9:37am by eniiwa

that's what you get for having a MILF for mom. LOL

#8 - On 02/04/2010 at 3:26am by KurouTenshi

that must of hit u like a Rock to the face

#9 - On 02/04/2010 at 3:27am by cooly1100

or as hard as he was hitting their moma!

#16 - On 02/04/2010 at 3:35am by cono1717

guess they're not so happily married

#10 - On 02/04/2010 at 3:30am by ragdollsaally

I'm sorry man

#11 - On 02/04/2010 at 3:30am by superspi

dude im sooo sorry 4 u :(
sux wen thta happens

#13 - On 02/04/2010 at 3:31am by guttering_much

does it happen often? seeing ones mom naked in a strangers kitchen?? LOL

#29 - On 02/04/2010 at 4:01am by KurouTenshi

I guess it does.

#53 - On 02/04/2010 at 5:33am by rosalie_haostn

lmaoo

#55 - On 02/04/2010 at 5:37am by babybubz

I'm sorry but your Mother is an unfaithful inconsiderate Whore who not only violated the Vows she made to her husband,but to her children and Everyone who was at the wedding!!

#14 - On 02/04/2010 at 3:31am by Eddie_Paints

u could've just said she's unfaithful. lol

#17 - On 02/04/2010 at 3:37am by KayBizz

Saw our married mother in the kitchen*

fixed it for you.

But seriously that sucks, what a whore. Tell your dad.

#15 - On 02/04/2010 at 3:33am by DynamicDave

wow what a whore. I feel bad for you that you had to go through that. it must suck

#20 - On 02/04/2010 at 3:41am by khloe_sophia

Ok

#24 - On 02/04/2010 at 3:48am by Asstazztic

Ouch, man, I'm sorry you had to see that.

#27 - On 02/04/2010 at 3:59am by CTosh

I feel most bad for the younger kid who was selling the candy in the first place. it's like:
"why's mum here...and naked?"
OPsays, " uhmm...she's uh just selling...the chocolate too...."
lol

#54 - On 02/04/2010 at 5:36am by rosalie_haostn

I guess we know who is putting the happy in happily married.

Not daddy.

#28 - On 02/04/2010 at 4:01am by CallMeHush

blackmail!!!!

#30 - On 02/04/2010 at 4:02am by ambrz

you should have waved and said "hey mum! keeping busy i see".

all joking aside that sucks huge nads, tell your dad, and make your mum buy all the choc.

#31 - On 02/04/2010 at 4:03am by Macho_Madness

damn man def tell your father about that and if your not up to that talk to a councilor about what to do that sucks

#33 - On 02/04/2010 at 4:07am by Triggerhappy

u prob just made this up

#37 - On 02/04/2010 at 4:15am by AblueSea

that sucks !!!!

#39 - On 02/04/2010 at 4:20am by mperez2710

"Mamas in tha kitchen...cookin fried chicken"

#40 - On 02/04/2010 at 4:23am by lilbyrd43

Yeah but she's naked...wouldn't the oil fry her breasts?

#70 - On 02/04/2010 at 7:23am by WorkThatButt

Sorry for what happend to you and your little sister.. (hug)
a real fyl ;/ ...

#42 - On 02/04/2010 at 4:29am by transcedental

Sucks to be you. You should've made him buy every bar or you tell daddy, and after the transaction was done still told daddy

#44 - On 02/04/2010 at 4:38am by nyc718

I'm so sorry.

#45 - On 02/04/2010 at 4:40am by Croderline

Obviously she isn't as happily married as you thought.

#51 - On 02/04/2010 at 5:19am by Stumblebum30

Yikes! Maybe dear ol' dad can't hoist his sail anymore. BTW, what was mommy doing at the time? Was she making him a sammich?

#58 - On 02/04/2010 at 5:52am by jonny2x4

let ur mom tell ur dad, but warn her that you will if she doesnt

#62 - On 02/04/2010 at 6:26am by uhohuscrewedup

make ur mum buy u a car..... and then tell ur dad!!

#63 - On 02/04/2010 at 6:36am by rwac07

You Canucks are brave going out door to door in February. That shit doesn't start up until at least April in Michigan

#66 - On 02/04/2010 at 6:47am by TheNP

It's not so much bravery as it is daily life. That's how we do it here in the Great White North.

#109 - On 02/04/2010 at 12:08pm by tiffanyheart

Oooooh, thats got to burn :S

Maybe you should hint at your father that he should go to strip-tease bars more often and hit on other women, so he can get back at her ?
Yeah, on second thought, that probably wouldn't help much.

#68 - On 02/04/2010 at 6:53am by Scourge87

quesrion is... did she buy a chocolate bar?

#69 - On 02/04/2010 at 6:56am by evilspongebob

Who clicked on YDI? How does he deserve this? For being a good big brother? For thinking his parents are happily married? For peaking into the neighbor's house? Ugh, trolls! Do unto others...

FYL OP truly. Nothing is hoing to make this better for you or your sister. Sorry.

#72 - On 02/04/2010 at 7:26am by ImaginaryFoe

*going

#108 - On 02/04/2010 at 11:38am by ImaginaryFoe

ho-ing works too :)

#110 - On 02/04/2010 at 12:20pm by nolimits

Your Mom is a cuntfag whore, seriously, and the guy is a douche. I can't rap-wait, till your Dad beats the shit out of him.


FYL.
FYSL for seeing a naked Mum,
And FYDL for getting cheated on.

#74 - On 02/04/2010 at 7:35am by Americunt

i toally agree with #47
stalk your mom and take pics if u see anything, but then again its hard to take pics of ur mom with someone else havin sex

#76 - On 02/04/2010 at 7:38am by rOBboCOp

your mum is a slut!!

#79 - On 02/04/2010 at 7:41am by XR6Falcon

made up

#80 - On 02/04/2010 at 7:47am by deevosee

maybe not so happily married?

#83 - On 02/04/2010 at 8:05am by bananapajama

just makes you wonder what it is that's making mom happily married ... her secret life so you can deal with real life .. 2nd thought you don't have an aunt that you don't know about that could be her twin right? ok enough of that seriously I couldn't imagine that even now an I'm grown. sucks sorry

#85 - On 02/04/2010 at 8:33am by addictedtoitnow

Ohh. So now, you're really a 'son of a bitch'. Amirite, amirite? Or amirong?

Okay, that was mean. Sorry. Again. Aa~nd, FYL. And your sister's life. D:

#86 - On 02/04/2010 at 8:36am by Hiropon

When I got to the part about the guy coming to the door in a robe, I thought the FML was going to be that his dick popped out.

I guess your mom already made that happen! I'm sure she sucked it real good. Think about that when you get your good-night kiss tonight. Eeeew. She'll say "sleep tight" and you'll retort "sleep loose."

#90 - On 02/04/2010 at 8:57am by perdix

ZOMG! I thought that too! I was thinking "oh boy, he's going to flash the poor little girl." I suppose he did, just not to the OP's sister.

Blegh. Random guy's dick... germs... possibly being on your cheek is not very settling thought to have between dinner and that warm glass of milk.

#125 - On 02/04/2010 at 4:48pm by CyclonePsycho

Damn datz fukked up. Wat did yu do!?

#91 - On 02/04/2010 at 9:07am by Dymed_Diva

I don't feel like it's a big problem for you as much as your little sister. Fuck her life and yours too. Wow your mom is kinda a slut no offence go tell your daddy.

#93 - On 02/04/2010 at 9:18am by Rimaa

Maybe he's a doctor and she wanted a check-up?

#95 - On 02/04/2010 at 9:58am by saranottelling

dear mac,
sorry I left the door open. I was just checking your mothers tonsils.... she loves you and your sister. you don't have to tell your dad. he was there too. he likes to watch. he's what you'd call a cuck. keep selling!

Sincerely,
"uncle" Ted

#96 - On 02/04/2010 at 10:07am by devilishD

wow

#97 - On 02/04/2010 at 10:09am by killerviral

hahaha nice one boi! ~yur welcome!

#131 - On 02/04/2010 at 5:33pm by screwball111

Apparently you don't know the definition of "happily married".

#98 - On 02/04/2010 at 10:14am by Gobsnoglin

Has any one considered the following...
Maybe the father was upstairs in the bedroom waiting for the other two to finish making the snacks and get back to the threesome. Maybe that's why the mother is "happily" married.
Sorry, every once in a while it's nice to lower the tone a bit.

#99 - On 02/04/2010 at 10:26am by pendatic

.... FYL!

#100 - On 02/04/2010 at 10:30am by r0ck_this

o.O I would need serious therapy after seeing that.

poor kid

#101 - On 02/04/2010 at 10:41am by nonameLiz

Yuck. I hope you and your sis get some good therapy for that.

#105 - On 02/04/2010 at 11:16am by blastvortex

Eeeew. I have a feeling the chocolate the boytoy bought's somehow gonna end up smothered all you mom.

AAAAAAAAAH!

#107 - On 02/04/2010 at 11:37am by peacockfeather

I don't know which is worse, going door-to-door of complete strangers trying to sell candy bars, a russian-roulette with finding weird, creepy people, or finding out your mom IS in fact, one of said creepy people- and apparently a cheating-(rhymes with Chore)

#113 - On 02/04/2010 at 12:45pm by 42

People above giving their comments are idiots.

But i know what you are going through, i caught my mom with another man when she was still married to my dad and it was horrible. The tricky part was when she asked me not to tell him. Nonetheless, in the end they got a divorce... but! It was a good thing because as younger kid, you just assume that mommy and daddy are happy being married to each other.
However mine were not and the divorce was a good thing.
It might be for your parents too and you just don't realize that there might be problems.

However, i leared from my mistake, your father really does need to be told. His wife is cheating on him and betraying a trust that spouses develope before and after they take vows. He needs to know.

#115 - On 02/04/2010 at 12:52pm by gwinsdavineraven

Once you know, you can never "un-know". Sorry about that OP

#117 - On 02/04/2010 at 1:53pm by heartlessagony

The bad part is that he stopped what they were doing and answered the door! I mean, if it was good, he wouldn't have stopped and answered the door.

#118 - On 02/04/2010 at 1:57pm by ColdGold

looks like someone went to Madison.com

#119 - On 02/04/2010 at 2:19pm by benspeed25

Obviously, she isn't "happily married"...

#123 - On 02/04/2010 at 3:51pm by ScaryyMary

PLAYAA'

#127 - On 02/04/2010 at 5:16pm by joee123

BUSTED

#129 - On 02/04/2010 at 5:29pm by crazysaw

sham wow!! that's frekin nutso Steve! I'd like to order some chocolate though! also make sure you don't accidentally sell poop to people cuz sometimes it looks/kinda smells like chocolate. give the fam my love. ~yur welcome!

#130 - On 02/04/2010 at 5:30pm by screwball111

you guys should all just f@$k off who cares how someone writes maybe they aren't use to writing english... but if you were smart you'd be able to read it!!!

#132 - On 02/04/2010 at 5:59pm by 69brokenhearted6

happily married, huh?...

#133 - On 02/04/2010 at 6:16pm by sweetpea129

DAMN

#135 - On 02/04/2010 at 6:37pm by cdilink

"moooooooom, no sex during daylight hours , thought we agreed on that" 

#136 - On 02/04/2010 at 6:38pm by Soniclover3

wtf is your moms problem! i would slap the cougar
can you say prostitute?!

#138 - On 02/04/2010 at 7:12pm by amb_787

What the heck was she doing naked in the kitchen? I mean she could burn stuff really badly...

#139 - On 02/04/2010 at 7:13pm by DutchCourage

Shes a HOE!!

#140 - On 02/04/2010 at 7:24pm by amb_787

rdr435, gotta tell ya. lmao at your blackmail remark. nice work.

#142 - On 02/04/2010 at 7:56pm by snafu57

hey,venusvsmars, I doubt many letters to the president would be that polite or clean

#143 - On 02/04/2010 at 7:59pm by snafu57

I'm sorry to break it to ya,
your mom's a whore.

#144 - On 02/04/2010 at 8:03pm by Gucci_Girl

your moms a whore.

#147 - On 02/04/2010 at 9:05pm by samantha_durano

k

#203 - On 02/07/2010 at 11:33pm by Emt3225

wow your moms a big slut

#205 - On 02/07/2010 at 11:52pm by ArcoPaxFlecha

...HI MOM YOU WANT SOME CHOCOLATE?

#215 - On 02/10/2010 at 6:10am by burgerking83

not nice tu tlk bout other ppls parents.!!!

#216 - On 02/10/2010 at 1:47pm by lashe21

wow well i would guess that that must ha e sucked i wonder wat ur mom then said

#221 - On 02/11/2010 at 9:59am by iCJ86

30000th your life sucks :D lmao

#225 - On 02/15/2010 at 1:22am by Shahin21

oh please tell me it ain't true, if that happened to me the last thing on my mind would be to come right about it

#232 - On 02/23/2010 at 10:02pm by Bamfy

Darn, that sucks... I would really reconsider the `happily` married part though o-o

#149 - On 02/04/2010 at 9:15pm by iLickTurtles

WOW...i cannot even BEGIN to imagine ur reaction when u first saw her there in ur neighbors house naked.....talk about heartbreaking

#151 - On 02/04/2010 at 9:43pm by ziqi92

wow that is heartbreaking, part of your life has been a lie. oh my gosh that's terrible

#219 - On 02/10/2010 at 11:43pm by sykes831

damn that fucken sucks dude

#155 - On 02/04/2010 at 10:24pm by awesome576

owwww. I sorry for u. just keep holding onnnn cause ur going to make it through make it through, just stay strong cause I'll be here for u here for u. jk but that really six :,,,(

#156 - On 02/04/2010 at 10:32pm by zssillybilly

u were prolly at ur own house.

#157 - On 02/04/2010 at 10:32pm by Byrdd

no. 153....ur a fkn retard thts all I have to say

#158 - On 02/04/2010 at 10:33pm by adamedery

WTF do the first 100 comments get deleted or something??

#201 - On 02/07/2010 at 9:19pm by Rapture333

how old is your little sister?

#160 - On 02/04/2010 at 10:55pm by MF12

ew.. wat a whore lol

#162 - On 02/04/2010 at 11:11pm by buttshapedfruit

that sucks man Iam so sorry that must be so sick I feel you.

#163 - On 02/04/2010 at 11:17pm by alicealice

O say you wanna be nice ughh fake bitch.

#165 - On 02/04/2010 at 11:19pm by alicealice

To the 465 of you that said YDI; how the fuck did they deserve this? You people who said that are messed up. @OP: Sorry that happened. I hope for the best for you and your sister.

#166 - On 02/04/2010 at 11:19pm by Damn_that_sux

wow that sucks man! that's the worst FML story i've heard ever! even worst, this guy lives in Ontario, Canada! i do too which means i might know this guy if he lives in the GTA xD

#167 - On 02/04/2010 at 11:44pm by jayjay0547

It's funny how these comment go from beinq about the OP's FML to comments about peoples grammar. Simple solution: type how you want (with or without correct grammar) and if you come across something that's difficult to read due to incorrect grammar, just skip it ! No need to start pointless arguements ! Just my 2 cents on the matter (:

#168 - On 02/05/2010 at 12:28am by FMVIDA

Damn..... well now you can blackmail her into buying all your chocolate hahaha

#174 - On 02/05/2010 at 1:27am by cml210

IF I had a nickel for every "FML" that screamed FAKE...

#177 - On 02/05/2010 at 2:18am by Ceridwen

Wow, that's crzy!

#178 - On 02/05/2010 at 2:28am by JacobyO6

Okay, guys, I'm 12 and I certainly do have a life. However, this is just fucking ridiculous. "ohemgee im so fn coo i cn tipe like dis hehehe XD omg!" Seriously? I second the "Who cares?" comment. Snickerdoodles isn't in the wrong, but next time, just know that it isn't your place to make such a fuss about some petty conventions mistakes. Sure, correct them, but don't go all ape shit about it.

No offense to anyone that was mentioned ^ up there.

#179 - On 02/05/2010 at 3:00am by Gimmedat

I would really like to know why people are discussing other peoples opinions - even snickerdoodles' - when were supposed to
all laugh at the FMLs. not get caught up in unnecessary social website drama.

ps - I'm so sorry you caught your mom like that. that's terrible! good luck!

#180 - On 02/05/2010 at 3:38am by sunshineox

Was he paying for your mom also? Maybe give him a discount. Mother and daughter's candy both for a quarter. that's a sweet deal.

#181 - On 02/05/2010 at 9:32am by noethcs

LMFAO dude that's f funny

#182 - On 02/05/2010 at 6:51pm by wouldyoulikefrie

im so sorry for u

#183 - On 02/05/2010 at 7:52pm by bubbles109

damn, Canada.........
well I hope you didn't die

#184 - On 02/05/2010 at 8:48pm by nik9166

wow...thats not kool

#187 - On 02/06/2010 at 1:55am by swkisses5

wow maybe you can forget this whole thing happened? no but in all seriousness blackmail your mom for a new PS3 or 360, your choice. hmm

#189 - On 02/06/2010 at 2:18am by tonyakage

well obviously she wasn't "happily married"

#195 - On 02/06/2010 at 7:47pm by donttread22

hey the op didn't say it wasn't her house and her dad...

#196 - On 02/06/2010 at 9:49pm by nates0210

ya mommas a whore!!!

#197 - On 02/06/2010 at 10:19pm by serenaaaa

Maybe they like to drink tea naked. I do it all the time.

#199 - On 02/07/2010 at 12:12am by cam007

wow

#200 - On 02/07/2010 at 7:47pm by babyveronica

I would buy a shotgun and therapy.

#202 - On 02/07/2010 at 11:23pm by haney66

wow that REALLY sucks...damn I can't even imagine ur face

#204 - On 02/07/2010 at 11:37pm by bmd23

fyl and your mom is a SLUT or your dad is bad in bed sucks for you

#206 - On 02/08/2010 at 1:47am by taasha

she obviously wasn't really happily married.

#207 - On 02/08/2010 at 4:36am by hjrn

:[ This has to be one of the worst FML's ever

#208 - On 02/08/2010 at 8:23am by Diannaa

THAT. SUCKS. :( :( I'm sorry to hear that, dude.

#209 - On 02/08/2010 at 9:25am by heLeN182oo9

hoho scarring experience dude, specially for ur sis...

#210 - On 02/09/2010 at 6:41am by Zakafein

I would tell my dad, and never speak to my mother again.

#211 - On 02/09/2010 at 7:04pm by Vecktor

hahahahahahah ouch

#212 - On 02/09/2010 at 7:26pm by KASHMIR

soooo uhhhh, is she now single?

#213 - On 02/09/2010 at 9:18pm by spellbud

omg snap

#214 - On 02/10/2010 at 4:56am by ble

was she hott

#217 - On 02/10/2010 at 8:06pm by chaz911

o_O

#218 - On 02/10/2010 at 8:42pm by jujujube

omg!! gosh that rly sux

#220 - On 02/11/2010 at 12:26am by megissocool

Oh, I paid her to go have sex with the neighbor. It's a kink of mine.

#222 - On 02/12/2010 at 2:55am by FatherKnowsBEST

Fuckin' whore :P

#226 - On 02/16/2010 at 10:45pm by Frank155

how'd she react?

#227 - On 02/17/2010 at 2:40am by tortise34

did ur mom look good naked?

#228 - On 02/20/2010 at 9:54pm by dviggz

I think everybody should stfu about grammar and go back to commenting on the fml.

and to the OP: that seriously fails. I'm sorry. you should neuter the robe guy and talk to your bitch of a mom about what a bitch she is.

#229 - On 02/21/2010 at 10:38am by cady2

mommy what's 4 dinner?

#230 - On 02/22/2010 at 1:42am by 3046883363

hahaha ouchhhhh.

#231 - On 02/23/2010 at 2:45pm by tokintot07

you should have knocked the guy right the f**k out

#233 - On 02/27/2010 at 9:51pm by The_FML_master

what size are her tits?

#234 - On 02/28/2010 at 6:55pm by lakswimmer33

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