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Today, I was running to the bus stop to catch the bus. The bus driver smiled, waved, and drove away without letting me get on. FML


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On 02/04/2009 at 11:06am - misc - by seriously?? - United States (Florida)

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He was trying to teach you a lesson about being punctual.

#1 - On 02/04/2009 at 1:18pm by vfscx0aw6o7jshl

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There is something about being a bus driver that just turns people into absolute cocks.. OR there is something about being a bus driver that attracts absolute cocks..

But there are the few, the other day I was getting on the bus and asked how much it would cost cause I had no oyster and used to get on for free cause I am 16, but bus drivers always throw you off if you have no child oyster now even if they can blatantly tell you are a child.. but this one really sweet old man instead of telling me how much it would cost just told me to go sit down and let me ride for free!! I was shocked to say the least!

#20 - On 02/12/2009 at 10:49pm by LoLoLo

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