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Today, I took a big sip of water while on a bus. It went down the wrong pipe, causing me to cough and hack loudly. The old woman sitting across from me asked if I was okay. Jokingly, I said, "Just dying." She replied, "You too, huh?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8664) - you deserved it (28925)

On 02/04/2009 at 10:48am - misc - by suicide (man) - United States (Illinois)

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I agree with #11 and I think that old lady had a great sense of humour! XD

#12 - On 02/12/2009 at 10:53pm by LoLoLo

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Do you feel bad for being overly dramatic about choking on your water?

#1 - On 02/04/2009 at 1:26pm by vfscx0aw6o7jshl

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