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Today, I was in the bathroom having major diarrhea, when the lights went out. There was no other light whatsoever, so I had to crawl out of the bathroom, butt covered in crap. I managed to hit my head on the stall door, and trip over a bench. All with my pants down. In a public restroom. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16571) - you deserved it (7030)

On 01/29/2010 at 8:27pm - misc - by nixie - Sent from mobile version

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