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Today, my airline lost my luggage when I flew back from France. They also lost my luggage when I flew to France. FML

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On 02/04/2009 at 8:54am - misc - by Dr. Jack (man) - United States (California)

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Wow, what airline is this? I need to make sure to avoid it.

#2 - On 02/04/2009 at 11:06am by badonis

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I went to France 2 years ago and they did the same thing to me. Only my cousin's wedding (the reason why I went to France) was the next day, so we had to buy new clothes that they never paid us back for, and my mother, being from the land of the McDouble, didn't fit into any of the clothes. It was terrible. Air France is stupid. They're the only ones that do it. They also caused us a 14 hour layover at the stupid French airport because they couldn't schedule our flight. so don't fret. stupidstupid stupid.

#16 - On 02/09/2009 at 11:35pm by ImaDork

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