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Today, I wanted to clean the screen of my phone so I could put a new screen protector on it. My mom handed me a can of compressed air and I sprayed a healthy amount on the screen. It turns out my mom handed me a can of WD 40. FML


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On 01/24/2010 at 3:39am - misc - by ianj (man) - United States

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Why would you use compressed air to clean your phone screen. YDI for being an idiot

#11 - On 01/24/2010 at 10:19am by TRJADN

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I hate it when people say 'YDI' because a minor oversight creates a major problem. If he assumed his mom had handed him compressed air, he probably also assumed his mom wasn't stupid enough to hand him a lubricant. But he was just wrong enough to screw up his phone.

#22 - On 01/24/2010 at 10:29am by Squander

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