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Today, I went into a shop, not really completely awake. To get to the upper floor, I took the escalator... in the wrong direction. After about 30 seconds (which seemed like hours) trying to climb up the wrong way, my brain started working and by that time I already had a few amused spectators watching me. FML

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One time I tripped going up an escalator. I kept falling for 15 minutes.

#10 - On 05/13/2009 at 3:37pm by MechaMew2

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ahaha I would love to see that!
I do something like this, but kind of different - I run up the down escalater just for the sake of it. The only time I've ever gone up the wrong escalator without realising it was in Mario Kart

#8 - On 03/29/2009 at 8:41pm by MukyDaCookie

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