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Today, my wife and I went to a wedding. At one in the morning, when the cheese was being served, we were starting to fall asleep at the table, so we went to our car to take a short nap. When we woke up it was 5am, and the party was over. FML

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On 01/06/2009 at 10:58pm - misc - by takeiteasy - Sent from mobile version

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seirously who has a wedding that late so i dont think it was your fault i would have did the same thing

#6 - On 04/25/2009 at 10:05pm by jmbizzle32

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#9 - On 06/15/2009 at 10:14am by NerdChick

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