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Today, I couldn't take home the free weights I'd planned on buying to start bodybuilding 'cos I couldn't lift the box, which was too heavy for me. FML


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On 01/06/2009 at 3:28am - misc - by Fred - Sent from mobile version

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nice that almost happened when i was buying more weight plates, and after carrying 60pounds to my friends car without hurting anything, the plates fell off the seat, and onto my foot =/

#4 - On 03/08/2009 at 6:21pm by shady1

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seems to me the store would have a dolly/handcart that you could use or that an employee could use to take them to your car.

#5 - On 03/15/2009 at 9:10pm by gofriars

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