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Today, I couldn't take home the free weights I'd planned on buying to start bodybuilding 'cos I couldn't lift the box, which was too heavy for me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11607) - you deserved it (3072)

On 01/06/2009 at 3:28am - misc - by Fred - Sent from mobile version

noname's life also sucks
Today, I received a really nice red satin set of underwear, with a bra, a thong and a…

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Today, I tried to play with my Wii using the TV remote. FML

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Not to long ago I was carrying 70 lbs dumbbell to my car across the parking lot. When I got there my brother decided it was easier to put hi bags of maybe 3 lbs before he opened the door for me. When I yelled he called me a bitch for complaining.

#8 - On 07/10/2009 at 2:17am by nikola

See in context

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seems to me the store would have a dolly/handcart that you could use or that an employee could use to take them to your car.

#5 - On 03/15/2009 at 9:10pm by gofriars

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