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Today, in the early hours of the morning, a worker started drilling the road right in front of my window. He stopped 5 minutes before my alarm clock rang. FML

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That sucks! Everyone knows those minutes are the most crucial and decide between feeling refreshed and ready to take on the world, and slamming the snooze button on your alarm clock five times in a row until you realize you're gonna be late for work.

#15 - On 08/03/2010 at 7:57am by AkihiroHattori5

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This is more a FMD (Fuck My Day, It made me think of Fuck My Dad when I saw it though! Lol!). If this was going on every morning its a FML!

#3 - On 03/31/2009 at 1:44pm by xMooMoox

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