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Today, in the early hours of the morning, a worker started drilling the road right in front of my window. He stopped 5 minutes before my alarm clock rang. FML


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On 10/26/2008 at 10:22pm - misc - by Noalixah - Finland (Southern Finland)

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That sucks! Everyone knows those minutes are the most crucial and decide between feeling refreshed and ready to take on the world, and slamming the snooze button on your alarm clock five times in a row until you realize you're gonna be late for work.

#15 - On 08/03/2010 at 7:57am by AkihiroHattori5

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yes its 5 minutes but those 5 minutes mean alot if one hasnt slept much. ive been through that it totally sucks, it makes you feel more drowsy than anything.

#20 - On 08/17/2010 at 11:34pm by sashastryker

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