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Today, my boyfriend had a Christmas party for all of our friends. He asked me not to get "too drunk". I think throwing up on the floor while simultaneously peeing your pants fit his definition. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5000) - you deserved it (39141)

On 12/27/2009 at 12:41am - misc - by Unfortunate (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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YDI. I think this more of a FHL, for having to be your boyfriend, and suffering through humilation while his girlfriend puked everywhere and pissed herself.

#9 - On 12/27/2009 at 6:53am by fluropanda

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Don't drink if you can't handle it around other people. It's a pretty easy solution.

#7 - On 12/27/2009 at 6:40am by 24788

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