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Today, at my job as a cake decorator in a bakery, I put the finishing touches on the wedding cake of the man who left me at the altar 3 years ago. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38235) - you deserved it (2045)

On 12/21/2009 at 12:16am - misc - by budapesthungary - United States (Texas)

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forget about poison or crap filling.

Laxative filling is the way to go. Less dangerous, more fun! ^^

#8 - On 12/21/2009 at 6:48am by sdemon

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Oh well, just rejoice in the fact that he will make someone else miserable for a long, long time. It's how I deal with my crazy ex and his dweepy new girlfriend. They deserve each other, and I honestly couldn't think of a better punishment for either one than to spend their lives together.

Lol at the arson by the way. Totally New Years' spirit :D
-cutting the cake... BOOM!!!!!!

#3 - On 12/21/2009 at 6:21am by Spider

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