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Today, my grandparents thought it would be acceptable to give me and my wife Christmas presents to take to my ex-wife, along with a card saying how much they missed her and to get in touch with them next time she is in town. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18219) - you deserved it (1983)

On 12/20/2009 at 8:40am - misc - by B-Rizzle (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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no big deal. my mom and step mom are very corgial and friendly. a divorce doesn't have to be nasty and dramatic.

#7 - On 12/20/2009 at 2:21pm by thinmint

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My current wife is very sweet and nice and the ex is terrible to me and my family, but they still won't let her go for some reason. I have tried talking to them but they refuse to listen to me or believe what I say. And to answer #9 the card was not in an envelope.

#11 - On 12/20/2009 at 3:55pm by B_Rizzle1

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