Miscellaneous: Today, I ran into the living room when I heard the smoke alarm...

By neednewfriends - 19/12/2009 23:21 - United States

Today, I ran into the living room when I heard the smoke alarm going off. Turns out, my friend thought it was a good idea to melt a plastic cup on my floor heater. He also thought the best way to put it out was to urinate on it. My house smells like burnt pee. FML

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By cnkk07 - 14/10/2011 10:36 - United States

Today, my dad used the stove to boil water. Unfortunately, he turned the wrong burner on, setting the smoke alarm off. What's worse was the smell of burning plastic that came from the coffeemaker being melted down. It's been over an hour, and my eyes still burn like hell when I walk into the kitchen. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/12/2011 15:53 - United States

Today, my 10-year-old brother got the bright idea to urinate in my oven to cool it off. My whole house smells like burnt piss. FML

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By chinesef000d - 29/08/2009 05:38 - United States

Today, I was sleeping in my apartment when I woke up to the smell of smoke. Alarmed, I ran out to the kitchen to find my roommates trying to put out a fire on the stove. As soon as they saw me, they ran for it, informing me that it was my problem now. They used my good frying pan. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2017 14:00

Today, my not-quite-potty-trained toddler niece had a 'wee accident' in my bed. I used towels to mop it up and changed the sheets. Later, I had the bright idea to dry it faster by turning the electric blanket on high. Now my room smells like burned urine. FML

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By gp28 - 18/02/2010 20:08 - United States

Today, I woke up to hear my boyfriend drunkenly crashing around in the living room, after peeing in an ashtray because he thought it was a urinal. FML

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By anonymous - 12/03/2012 08:03 - United States

Today, I burned my butt on the heater when I tried to warm up after my shower. FML

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By S. Bauer - 02/11/2011 13:50 - Portugal

Today, I yelled at my boyfriend for smoking in the house, because I didn't want the house to smell like smoke. While doing so, I knocked over a candle and lit the couch on fire. FML

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By justme - 09/02/2010 18:20 - France

Today, I was about to take a crap when the smoke alarm went off. I ran out of the bathroom and tried to run downstairs. I tripped and shit on myself. The alarm had gone off cause my kid put my wallet in the toaster. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/08/2021 14:01

Today, my idiot son incinerated his shoes in the oven. They were wet and he wanted to "quick-dry" them, so now the whole house smells terrible. FML

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Melting

By Smoke Undetected - 13/10/2022 17:00 - United States

Today, I found out that our smoke detector doesn't work when my roommate turned on the wrong burner while trying to cook. Our air fryer was on said burner, and it started to melt. It sat there for who knows how long until I noticed smoke everywhere and went to investigate. We don't have an air fryer now. FML

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schwinn11 0

Sunday 20 December 2009 1:20

"piss on fire" one of my favorite candle scents

BelaLugosisdead 0

Sunday 20 December 2009 1:18

groady much?

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BelaLugosisdead 0

Sunday 20 December 2009 1:18

groady much?

seanreddog 4

Sunday 20 December 2009 1:51

Freeze shit and throw it in his face.

Aha09 1

Sunday 20 December 2009 5:27

#13- Polar opposites, FTW! xD

SouthparkZZZ 0

Sunday 20 December 2009 8:05

first! ****! so ******* close... so ******* close... **** you

Silense_is_loud 0

Friday 12 February 2010 3:52

wooooooooooow ur freinnd is freaking hilarious I actually laughed 

tomisbetterthanu 0

Sunday 20 December 2009 1:20

So close to being first, :( had to validate my email address.

caticaticati 3

Sunday 20 December 2009 1:46

I can stand 'first' comments. I can't stand 'aw man I was almost first but I suck sooo much' comments. Most people don't care if you got first comment, but NO ONE cares that you have to little to live for that you need to post about not getting first.

melissa_10 7

Sunday 20 December 2009 2:11

well u obviously care

namezox 0

Sunday 20 December 2009 2:46

more like annoyed; not "care". I thought hot girls are stupid...but ugly girls are to.

aoifeg 0

Sunday 20 December 2009 3:10

haha idiot

melissa_10 7

Sunday 20 December 2009 4:34

hahaha......ugly??..right

seanreddog 4

Sunday 20 December 2009 5:12

@20 I think your stupid to!

RaidenXS 0

Sunday 20 December 2009 6:18

@34 who asked you?

Boddmon 0

Sunday 20 December 2009 6:40

@ 34 you're**** and too*** gosh

ViperII 0

Sunday 20 December 2009 9:41

lol

MacOSXpert 7

Sunday 20 December 2009 18:26

@random idiot who called Melissa ugly. I'm female, and i find that Melissa is a beautiful young woman. Can your stupid comments before someone staples your mouth shut and ties your hands together.