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Today, I was standing outside a store about to flirt with this guy when my mother drove up and shouted, "Hurry up, I have diarrhea!" FML

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On 12/19/2009 at 4:44am - misc - by embaressed (woman) - United States (Washington)

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Claaaassic. That's too awesome.

At least you were only 'about' to flirt with him and hadn't actually started in on it.

#3 - On 12/19/2009 at 1:23pm by MoonyIce

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...awkward.

#1 - On 12/19/2009 at 1:18pm by monbon6788

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