Today, I was standing outside a store about to flirt with this guy when my mother drove up and shouted, "Hurry up, I have diarrhea!" FML
by embaressed / 12/19/2009 at 4:44am / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
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Claaaassic. That's too awesome.
At least you were only 'about' to flirt with him and hadn't actually started in on it.
#3 - On 12/19/2009 at 1:23pm by MoonyIce
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#1 - On 12/19/2009 at 1:18pm by monbon6788
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