Today, I was standing outside a store about to flirt with this guy when my mother drove up and shouted, "Hurry up, I have diarrhea!" FML

by embaressed / 12/19/2009 at 4:44am / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous

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  • Claaaassic. That's too awesome.

    At least you were only 'about' to flirt with him and hadn't actually started in on it.

    #3 - On 12/19/2009 at 1:23pm by MoonyIce

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  • ...awkward.

    #1 - On 12/19/2009 at 1:18pm by monbon6788

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