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Today, a woman pushed me at the bar and told me how much she's always hated me. She was my grade five teacher. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21737) - you deserved it (2307)

On 12/18/2009 at 3:44pm - misc - by flurina (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

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That's what you get for having your first period in her class, all over her floor, lol.

Edit: I'm joking, just in case a sensitive bitch comes along..

#1 - On 12/18/2009 at 7:18pm by Person1233

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I hate running into teachers during your adulthood. Especially if they end up mistaking you for the kid who sat next to you, causing trouble all the time, while you were the good kid. It's all the same to them.

#2 - On 12/18/2009 at 7:21pm by Luckster

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