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Today, my wife entered in an ugliest sweater competition at her work. She wore a plain white sweater with a picture of my face printed on it. She came home with first prize. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34602) - you deserved it (3565)

On 12/18/2009 at 2:52pm - misc - by mclovin09 (man) - United States (California)

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Cheer up! You are very handsome -- it's just that your wife has very, very ugly, mishapen tits.

#9 - On 12/18/2009 at 5:51pm by perdix

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Sweaters with faces printed on them are ugly anyhow, no matter who is printed on it.

#8 - On 12/18/2009 at 5:50pm by Metu

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