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Today, I had to take a urine test. I drank a lot of water so that I wouldn't force it. When I got there, I had to pee really bad. The cup was too small and when I relieved my bladder, it was a jet that rebounded off of the cup and overflowed going all over my hands, clothes, toilet, and floor. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9564) - you deserved it (15983)

On 12/18/2009 at 1:42am - misc - by Tib (man) - United States (Arizona)

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When you take a urine test, you're supposed to pee for a second or two before you actually fill the cup. I don't remember right now what they call it for that first two seconds, but yeh. They even have instructions on most walls.

#1 - On 12/18/2009 at 6:25am by haweb

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Work on your kegels- Then you could stop on time, and it won't be painful!

#25 - On 12/18/2009 at 10:16am by lilsongbird

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