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Today, I was taking an important exam for Calculus. Out of nowhere, the kid behind me starts violently kicking my desk. I quickly turn around and yell at him. He was having a seizure. FML


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On 12/18/2009 at 12:09am - misc - by Ryan (man) - United States (Texas)

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I hope that kid learned his lesson, having a seizure right behind you is just so rude. I hope more people yelled at him for being such a rude jerk for having a seizure in public.

#8 - On 12/18/2009 at 7:42am by Anteezy

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It's hardly's not like he would've noticed you were yelling, he was having a seizure. More like FHL for the embarrasment of having a seizure in public, not getting to just do test and the insane after seizure headaches. What, were you embarrased you weren't compassionate enough, and your life is fucked? lame.

#7 - On 12/18/2009 at 7:36am by Ducati45

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