Today, I was taking an important exam for Calculus. Out of nowhere, the kid behind me starts violently kicking my desk. I quickly turn around and yell at him. He was having a seizure. FML
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On 12/18/2009 at 12:09am - misc - by Ryan (man) - United States (Texas)
I'm pretty sure you weren't the only one to notice this. Where was everyone else helping the poor kid?
i feel bad for the kid, but @#3 my school just left them because it could be classed as "cheating" and you'd get an "automatic fail". Which is really stupid of course.. none the less,your point exactly, why wasn't anyone helping him?
#4 - On 12/18/2009 at 6:43am by sillyzombiekid
well if he had just started the seizure chances are nobody noticed it before, since the poster says he quickly turned around to yell at him, chances are it was just after the first few kicks (one can be passed as accidental but more than two is obviously not)
#17 - On 12/18/2009 at 8:47am by marc_with_a_c
smooth. but it's excusable so many people are rude now days it's not like this happens to you often....right?? if not stay away from me! :) jk
#64 - On 02/06/2010 at 11:26pm by hellokittywhore
wow... that acctualy really sux, hope the kid was okay...................... did u get a test break for 'tramatic experience'??
#5 - On 12/18/2009 at 7:00am by baby_gurl2405
So someone has a seizure during an important exam, and you're the one with a hard life? Nice.
#6 - On 12/18/2009 at 7:12am by bugmenotmofo
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So someone gets raped by someone they trusted today, and seizure boy is the one with the hard life? Nice.
So someone loses at tic-tac-toe today, and raped guy is the one with the hard life? Nice.
#27 - On 12/18/2009 at 1:03pm by ohmygoodnex
So I only got a $500 christmas bonus today, and someone who still doesn't have a new iPod touch has a hard life? Nice.
So I found a itchy red bump on my sack today and $500 Christmas bonus guy is the one with a hard life? Nice.
#36 - On 12/18/2009 at 5:08pm by jandrews10
Hey, easy, I know how she feels, the other day I was at the grocery store and some lady had a stroke and was laying on the floor blocking the cereal isle. I had to leave my cart and step over her just to get my cornflakes, fuk'n inconsiderate bitch
so my girl told me we were gonna fuck today and all i get is a blowjob and the guy with the itchy lump on his sack is the one with the hard life? nice.
#43 - On 12/18/2009 at 6:31pm by retard32145
Someone got herpes from a stripper today and the guy with a blowjob has a hardlife?Nice.
#46 - On 12/19/2009 at 12:14am by sleephunters
You do realize that any seizure can kill you or cause permanent brain damage no matter how short its duration right?
It's hardly FYL...it's not like he would've noticed you were yelling, he was having a seizure. More like FHL for the embarrasment of having a seizure in public, not getting to just do test and the insane after seizure headaches. What, were you embarrased you weren't compassionate enough, and your life is fucked? lame.
Having a seizure in public is nothing to be embarrassed about. I myself have a had two in public. The only thing it does is scare the hell out of whoever happens to be with you at the time and get you sent to the hospital. Nothing to be enmbarrassed by.
#59 - On 12/20/2009 at 7:56am by GlambertGirl93
I hope that kid learned his lesson, having a seizure right behind you is just so rude. I hope more people yelled at him for being such a rude jerk for having a seizure in public.
That rat bastard will get what he deserves one day if he goes around acting like that, if i was OP I would have kicked his pregnant mother of a very tall tree.
"...kicked his pregnant mother of a very tall tree."
My mind = blown.
#16 - On 12/18/2009 at 8:44am by Brave_Sir_Robin
So presumably you failed the exam? You yelled, during an exam. That means fail.
#9 - On 12/18/2009 at 7:50am by IndieSinger
Yeah, FYL because someone else had a seizure. How fucking inconsiderate of him. Nah, sorry, didn't mean FYL, I actually meant Fuck You OP.
wow sucsk to be, especially during an exam, lol atleast he has more time to study
#14 - On 12/18/2009 at 8:19am by peopleslifesucks
I had a seizure once. not a fun experience so I hope you atleast helped the guy behind you OP instead of opening your big mouth even more then you did already.
people can die by choking when having a seizure.
True they can die from choking, but only if someone is stupid enough to stick something in their mouth while seizing.
This is only a YDI if you continued being an arse after you realized he was having a seizure. Being pissed about someone vigorously kicking your chair is a very natural reaction which I wouldn't fault anyone.
#18 - On 12/18/2009 at 8:50am by DoingItWrong
you should have let a teacher know instead of yelling at him
#20 - On 12/18/2009 at 9:15am by catatonicsleep
Yes, it's not natural in any way to simply yell at the person instead of quietly raising your hand and saying, "Excuse me Ms. Bitters the kid behind me is kicking my chair". In the meanwhile there's a full-blown earthquake taking place at the back of his chair.
More like fuck the kid's life that was sitting behind you. Jeez..
#22 - On 12/18/2009 at 10:13am by RushFanatic
OP, the world doesn't rotate around you. Your initial reaction was normal but once you saw what was happening you still made it all about yourself. It's not an FML, it's FHL.
#23 - On 12/18/2009 at 10:20am by lostfaithinpppl
I've seen a lot of self centered FML's, but I don't see this one that way. FML isn't just feeling like "god why did this happened to me", it can also be "oh shit I can't believe I just did that to this person".
#26 - On 12/18/2009 at 12:21pm by Kalofinator
Wow. a seizure. i would never have guessed that....... i don't know what to say to that
#24 - On 12/18/2009 at 10:45am by Applepineapple31
Did you tell him to grow up and to actually study next time so he wouldn't have to fake a seizure to get out of the exam? I would have.
#25 - On 12/18/2009 at 10:46am by blueknight1st
You need serious help if you have honestly thought for one second that kid was faking a seizure. You should also look up seizure triggers - difficult exams are a common trigger because of the stress involved. Many adult onset epileptics are diagnosed during finals of college for this exact reason
Hey, hey buddy. Hey, OP. Fuck you. That kid's way worse off than you are in this situation, and how dare you try to make it about you! Just move out of the way for someone with a brain cell to go help him or something.
Today, I was taking a Calculus exam when I started having a seizure. The girl in front of me turned around and yelled at me for kicking her desk. FML
Aw that sucks. For u and him. I kno a kid tht has those alot at my school and u get the most terible feeling seeing one right in front of you.Altho u shuld c y sumones kickin ur chair b4 u yell
#39 - On 12/18/2009 at 5:28pm by Danzergirl1
Well, it's not your fault, you didn't know.
But... Did you help him?
#44 - On 12/18/2009 at 6:52pm by Lucii_Furr
You've never had a seizure had you. Its not uncommon for them to wipe your memory of recent events clean. more severe ones can eliminate your memory of the past few months or years, and it can take 6 months for lost academic ability to return.
how the hell is this and FML? He was the one having a seizure. Fuck his life you inconsiderate prick. I hope he knocks your fucking teeth down your throat.
#51 - On 12/19/2009 at 1:38am by grrrarrrg2
It could have been worse: once when I was taking a math test (Algebra 2, I think) my ear LITERALLY started to bleed. I don't know why it did then and it's never happened again.
#53 - On 12/19/2009 at 2:11am by DulcetDiscord
That's easy, your brain was trying too hard and nearly killed itself. You're lucky to still be here today.
Why's everyone pissed at OP? Can you all honestly say, that if this happened to you, you wouldn't have a moment of, "...SHIT! DX" reaction? I'm sure you would. Nowhere does it say OP didn't help. FMLs are short, OP obviously couldn't have told the entire story.
It's the fact that the other guy was way worse off than the OP yet the OP still made it about himself, that's why everyone is pissed at the OP.
I would just like to say - I'm epileptic, and even I'm not offended by the fact that this guy was obviously embarassed that he was about to yell at someone having a seizure. Ya'll need to chill. Just sayin'.
#58 - On 12/19/2009 at 1:14pm by conclusivelead
Almost impossible to choke while having a seizure. Unless somebody puts something in their mouth to "stop them from choking on their tongue". Yeah, not smart.
#60 - On 12/20/2009 at 7:58am by GlambertGirl93
Tell me that if someone started randomly kicking your chair you wouldn't turn around and be a bit annoyed. How was the OP meant to know he was having a seizure? Plus, I'm sure the OP would have helped the second he/she found out.
#61 - On 12/21/2009 at 6:10pm by justintodd95
