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Today, I was watching TV. During a very long commercial break, I found my brothers PSP charger next to me. Out of boredom I put my tongue on the end on the metal. Not only did it fry my tongue but found its way to my metal filling in my tooth. I now have a sore tongue and a throbbing toothache. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (2980) - you deserved it (53398)

On 12/17/2009 at 11:25pm - misc - by Shocked (man) - United States (Texas)

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idiot.

#2 - On 12/18/2009 at 3:34am by SamIsSoaked

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YDI-That's completely ridiculous. I'm sorry. Have you been to a dentist?

#1 - On 12/18/2009 at 3:32am by helennaa

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