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Today, I was eating lunch out side with my friends, when a spider fell on one guy's back. I glanced at it and opened my mouth to warn him when another guy flicked it and it went into my mouth. I can still taste it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23243) - you deserved it (1685)

On 12/17/2009 at 4:43pm - animals - by ollierocks96 - United States (Florida)

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