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Today, I was playing with my yo-yo. I began showing off to my friends. When the girl I liked walked by, I thought it'd be really cool to do the move "dog bite". I ended hitting myself in the balls. Hard. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6937) - you deserved it (31981)

On 12/17/2009 at 11:34am - misc - by owmyballs - Thailand (Krung Thep)

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YDI for trying to impress a girl with a yo-yo trick

#1 - On 12/17/2009 at 5:09pm by pooley182

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wtf, are you 8

#2 - On 12/17/2009 at 5:16pm by cakeeeee

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