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Today, I was playing with my yo-yo. I began showing off to my friends. When the girl I liked walked by, I thought it'd be really cool to do the move "dog bite". I ended hitting myself in the balls. Hard. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (4579) - you deserved it (21598)

On 12/17/2009 at 11:34am - misc - by owmyballs - Thailand (Krung Thep)

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