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Today, since I had no lessons until 1pm, I decided to head out to the store to run errands. Our school has a strict policy against leaving the campus during school hours. I returned to a fire drill taking place. The fire assembly point? The student parking lot. All 900 students watched me drive in. FML


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On 12/16/2009 at 4:37am - misc - by watchmaker (man) - United Kingdom

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Your school has a strict policy for leaving during school hours. Therefore ... don't leave during school hours.

#5 - On 12/16/2009 at 10:23am by overrandom

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I think the school should let them leave if they have free periods. I mean either make them take pointless classes to fill the time or allow them to leave. They shouldn't be caged in.

#7 - On 12/16/2009 at 10:29am by ilg4evr

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