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Today, we had company over, and after dinner, I saw a package of gumballs sitting on the table. Figuring my brother had brought them, I took one and bit it. I got a bunch of weird looks. Turns out wasn't a gumball - it was a mini paintball. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5808) - you deserved it (17979)

On 12/15/2009 at 8:39pm - misc - by BlueMouth (woman) - United States (New York)

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I see that your face turned blue, but did you also inflate like Violet Beauregarde?

#7 - On 12/16/2009 at 4:02am by perdix

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thats what you get for putting your brother's little blue balls in your mouth.....

#8 - On 12/16/2009 at 4:17am by kamerly

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