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Today, we had company over, and after dinner, I saw a package of gumballs sitting on the table. Figuring my brother had brought them, I took one and bit it. I got a bunch of weird looks. Turns out wasn't a gumball - it was a mini paintball. FML
I see that your face turned blue, but did you also inflate like Violet Beauregarde?
thats what you get for putting your brother's little blue balls in your mouth.....
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 3 July 2015