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Today, I went to see a play. I'm pregnant, so I always need to pee. At intermission, I ran to use the bathroom, but there was a really long line. I asked the woman in front of me if I could pass her. She responded, "You don't look pregnant!", and lectured me about lying while I peed my pants. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28851) - you deserved it (1695)

On 12/13/2009 at 11:53am - misc - by justine (woman) - United States (California)

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