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Today, I went to see a play. I'm pregnant, so I always need to pee. At intermission, I ran to use the bathroom, but there was a really long line. I asked the woman in front of me if I could pass her. She responded, "You don't look pregnant!", and lectured me about lying while I peed my pants. FML

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On 12/13/2009 at 11:53am - misc - by justine (woman) - United States (California)

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What a hag!

#1 - On 12/13/2009 at 1:44pm by alexandraa

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what a bitch, i would have just run into the stall before her. you def didn't deserve it.

#2 - On 12/13/2009 at 1:45pm by nolifeatall

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