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Today, I went to see a play. I'm pregnant, so I always need to pee. At intermission, I ran to use the bathroom, but there was a really long line. I asked the woman in front of me if I could pass her. She responded, "You don't look pregnant!", and lectured me about lying while I peed my pants. FML
what a bitch, i would have just run into the stall before her. you def didn't deserve it.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.