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Today, I found out why two of my friends race downstairs to each other to the cafeteria everyday at lunch; apparently there's only one free seat at the table with the rest of their friends, and the loser has to eat lunch with me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34137) - you deserved it (2826)

On 12/12/2009 at 6:16pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

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You should race to the table and beat both of them.

#6 - On 12/13/2009 at 12:16am by LemonStarship

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And how did you find this out?

#2 - On 12/12/2009 at 11:49pm by TheGuyOverThere

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