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Today, I found out why two of my friends race downstairs to each other to the cafeteria everyday at lunch; apparently there's only one free seat at the table with the rest of their friends, and the loser has to eat lunch with me. FML

I agree, your life sucks (24392) - you deserved it (1808)

On 12/12/2009 at 6:16pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

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