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Today, I had to perform with my Orchestra at an event. I hadn't eaten at all that day because I had to get my blood sugar tested. During the middle of a song I passed out. No one helped me and no one stopped playing "because the song wasn't over and they didn't want to ruin the performance." FML

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On 12/12/2009 at 4:13pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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I´m a very dedicated performer, and have a bit of experience even though I´m still in school. I would stop a performance if someone onstage were to pass out, because you don´t always know why the person is passing out. I´d rather have a ruined performance than a harmed or even dead peer.

#11 - On 12/12/2009 at 8:28pm by sithwithashotgun

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Yeah, but it's not that original. When I was in HS marching band, we performed in wool jackets in Florida. It happened more than once. Nobody stopped, because the band director was evil and would have given us probably 10 laps for stopping. I got 30 pushups for telling the girl in front of me to get back to where she was supposed to be and stop stepping on my feet.

#4 - On 12/12/2009 at 8:07pm by flgirlwguitar

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