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Today, I mailed out all my Christmas cards. As I was relaxing and being impressed with myself for being so organized this year, I saw the stack of Christmas cards on the coffee table. Everyone will be receiving an empty envelope for Christmas this year. FML


I agree, your life sucks (7948) - you deserved it (31321)

On 12/09/2009 at 1:58pm - misc - by ChristmasCardDork (woman) - United States (Hawaii)

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You can't honestly be serious. You not only actually sealed a bunch of empty envelopes, but you addressed them, stamped them, and carried them to the mailbox without once thinking that they felt rather light?

#3 - On 12/09/2009 at 5:15pm by shananigans

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"Your a phony! A big, fat, phony!!"

#5 - On 12/09/2009 at 5:30pm by alexandraa

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