Today, I went to the ice cream shop after dinner. I am deathly allergic to nuts so I picked the vanilla. I take one bite and feel something crunchy, and see what I thought was an almond in the cup. I spit out the icecream in a panic. Good news? It wasn't an almond. Bad news? It was a cockroach. FML

by Anonymous / 12/08/2009 at 3:18pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous

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  • Vanilla a la insect-that-can-survive-nuclear-war! Mmm.

    #2 - On 12/08/2009 at 5:07pm by Demetra

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  • there's the extra protein you would've missed by not having nuts.

    #5 - On 12/08/2009 at 5:11pm by awesome_o

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