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Today... I went to te ice cream sop after dinner. I am deatly allergic to nuts so I picked te vanilla. I take one bite an feel someting cruncy... an seeat I tougt was an almond in te cup. I spit out te icecream in a panic. Good news? It wasn't an almond. Bad news? It was a cockroac. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43871) - you deserved it (2280)

On 12/08/2009 at 3:18pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

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Vanilla a la insect-that-can-survive-nuclear-war! Mmm.

#2 - On 12/08/2009 at 5:07pm by Demetra

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there's the extra protein you would've missed by not having nuts.

#5 - On 12/08/2009 at 5:11pm by awesome_o

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