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Today, I went to the ice cream shop after dinner. I am deathly allergic to nuts so I picked the vanilla. I take one bite and feel something crunchy, and see what I thought was an almond in the cup. I spit out the icecream in a panic. Good news? It wasn't an almond. Bad news? It was a cockroach. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32999) - you deserved it (1401)

On 12/08/2009 at 3:18pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

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