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Today... I went to te ice cream sop after dinner. I am deatly allergic to nuts so I picked te vanilla. I take one bite an feel someting cruncy... an seeat I tougt was an almond in te cup. I spit out te icecream in a panic. Good news? It wasn't an almond. Bad news? It was a cockroac. FML
Vanilla a la insect-that-can-survive-nuclear-war! Mmm.
there's the extra protein you would've missed by not having nuts.
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Friday 27 March 2015