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Today, my neighbor took out a restraining order against me. She told the cops that for the last week, I've been standing in my yard looking at her though her bedroom window. It's my blow up Santa in the yard, not me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30860) - you deserved it (2385)

On 12/06/2009 at 7:11pm - misc - by stalker (man) - United States (New York)

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Do you at least LOOK like Santa?

#2 - On 12/07/2009 at 3:39am by JessiGoose

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say to her "dont flatter yourself, its a blow up santa"

#9 - On 12/07/2009 at 4:02am by polico_wolf

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