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Today, my neighbor took out a restraining order against me. She told the cops that for the last week, I've been standing in my yard looking at her though her bedroom window. It's my blow up Santa in the yard, not me. FML
say to her "dont flatter yourself, its a blow up santa"
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 18 April 2014