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Today, I lit some candles while waiting for my girlfriend to come over. I was trying to be romantic. Suddenly, I hear screaming from my bedroom. I run in thinking it was my girlfriend. Turns out my cat lit his whiskers on fire by sniffing the candles. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20686) - you deserved it (3878)

On 12/06/2009 at 11:30am - animals - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

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