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Today, the only girl I'm friends with deleted my comment off of her profile because she was too embarrassed that people would see we were friends. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30156) - you deserved it (2490)

On 02/03/2009 at 3:27pm - misc - by sh33zy (man) - United States (Oklahoma)

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I'd say she isn't much of a friend, then :\

#3 - On 02/03/2009 at 8:36pm by liquidskyfire

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katie!!
you ugly little whore!
i never wanted to tell you this.
but its shit like this, that tells me , you deserve to know this.
you fagoty slut, nobody really likes you , and there just using you.
i oughta slap you across the face, with my hoe slapping hand.
tsh!
BITCH!!! you deserve to get totally screwed over.

#34 - On 04/05/2009 at 2:04am by latereflex

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