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Today, my girlfriend tried to clean out the fireplace with a vacuum cleaner, she sucked up a bunch of embers which set the vacuum on fire. After a crying for a bit, she went back to finish cleaning up only to find that some embers she dumped in a bucket melted through and set part of the carpet on fire. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19115) - you deserved it (3172)

On 12/31/2008 at 9:53pm - misc - by blck - United States (Oklahoma)

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OMG, that's so dumb

#1 - On 02/05/2009 at 12:26am by csigabajnok

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My mom did the same blasted thing, except we had a central vacuum, which ended up setting our basement on fire. The house smelled like soot for the next two months.

#2 - On 02/05/2009 at 8:36pm by Emkaye

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