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Today, my girlfriend tried to clean out the fireplace with a vacuum cleaner, she sucked up a bunch of embers which set the vacuum on fire. After a crying for a bit, she went back to finish cleaning up only to find that some embers she dumped in a bucket melted through and set part of the carpet on fire. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11747) - you deserved it (2000)

On 12/31/2008 at 9:53pm - misc - by blck - United States (Oklahoma)

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