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Today, I was walking through the streets with my best friend, feeling confident in my new skinny jeans. My friend said, "you really should be wearing a thong with those pants, your underwear line is showing". I was wearing a thong, those lines were just my fat rolls. FML

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On 11/24/2009 at 8:05pm - misc - by xkellybabyyx - United States (Connecticut)

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Why do overweight people always try to wear tightfitting clothes? Just becouse you managed to squeeze into something that's a couple of sizes smaller then you really are will not make you look good or thin, it will make you look like a stuffed sossage! Seriously unflattering, you'd look much better and skinnier in loose fitting clothes designed for your shape and size... just a tip, take it or leave it!

#3 - On 11/25/2009 at 4:30am by Mismatchedmind

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Moral of the story? Don't wear skinny jeans.

#1 - On 11/25/2009 at 3:24am by akiranozaki

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