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Today, I got a random text from a woman containing many naked pictures of her. Apparently she meant to send those to her boyfriend whose number is one digit from mine. The bad part? My girlfriend was using my phone when I received that message. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35412) - you deserved it (1813)

On 11/22/2009 at 3:23pm - misc - by anonymous (man) - United States (Missouri)

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Surely the woman would have her 'boyfriend' in her contacts?

#6 - On 11/22/2009 at 5:11pm by Timmead

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should have chewed it over with a twix

#11 - On 11/22/2009 at 5:24pm by STAZ211

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