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Today, I got a small scar on my faced removed at a plastic surgeon's. Afterward, I told my mom that losing the scar felt weird, like I lost something that gave me character. My mom replied, "Don't worry, you have plenty of other flaws to give you character." FML


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On 03/27/2009 at 12:07am - misc - by Lena (woman) - United States (Florida)

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She probably said it more sarcastically, then actually meaning it...

#1 - On 03/27/2009 at 11:05am by ozac

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How small a scar? Vanity might be one of those flaws.

#6 - On 03/27/2009 at 11:17am by null

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